Saltwood 24

The following is a work of pure fiction intended for Saltwood Cricket Club members only :)
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For Saltwood Skipper Billy Crumbie this is going to be the longest day of his life...

The Following takes place between the hours of 9.00am and 10.00am on the day of the Saltwood Boot Fair.

9.02 - Bilial Crumbie is lifted up from the Cess Pitt. He hands the Minister for Bunting the decorations. He reports to Special Agent Oakes that he also saw traces of Rabbit Pie down in the pitt. Could Psycho have been at the ground more recently than had been thought?

9.09 - Shaun Howland sleeps

9.17 - Special Agent Cookie decides to go back to his house to get some more tea. Special Agent Oakes gets Special Agent Crumbie to block Cookie's exit. He must be kept at the ground.

9.26 - Crumbie is growing concerned by Psycho's no show. Psycho is down to play this afternoon in the big match with Bilsington. Without him the Wood are down to nine. Crumbie tries to phone Holt, but there is no reply. He looks through the availability book, his hands now smelling of rabbit pie.

9.32 - Crumbie attempts to phone Psycho at home, but the line is dead. Crumbie suspects that the number has been changed.

9.43 - Special Ponce Gamlyn has finsihed getting ready and is now ready to leave his house.

9.46 - Special Agent Cookie is now being held in the Mower shed. There is no exit apparent.

9.51 - Leeds Tumber begins writing a scathing attack on his housemates on his website.

9.54 - Special Agent Ken Lewsey returns to the ground. He asks for a bacon sandwich, but Special Agent Oakes pushes Lewsey against the wall. Special Agent Andy Lewsey intervenes and strikes a blow to Oakes head. Oakes collapses to the ground. Special Agent Simmons, concerned that Oakes is blocking the entry to the teas, moves Oakes into the home dressing room.

9.57 - A man dressed all in black and unshaven, picks up the copy of 'Fatherhood' by Bill Cosby. He offers 50p for it.

9.58 - Tom Riley, feeling confident, tells the mysterious figure that the book costs £1. The book is sold.

9.59 - The unshaven man opens the book up and quickly leaves the ground. The Conspiracy is getting bigger.