Saltwood 24

The following is a work of pure fiction intended for Saltwood Cricket Club members only :)
If you are of a sensitive nature, please do not read these pages.

For Saltwood Skipper Billy Crumbie this is going to be the longest day of his life...

The following takes place between the hours of 7.00am and 8.00am on the day of the Saltwood Boot Fair

7.04 - Psycho comes around. He quickly inspects his surroundings. He notices old Saltwood photos on the wall and a few old scorebooks. He heads for the door, it is locked. Someone doesn't want him at the Boot Fair, but who?

7.07 - Special Agent Rice takes the Vomit away for testing but explains that early indications are that it contains heavy traces of Ribeena Toothkind.

7.08 - Special Agent Crumbie phones up Special Ponce Gamlyn. He is the only known user of Toothkind. Gamlyn denies all knowledge but agrees to head back to Saltwood as soon as he has tarted himself up.

7.11 - Special Agent Oakes decides to go looking for Psycho. He promises to get some milk on the way back.

7.16 - Special Agent 'Morgan' Oakes is waiting to direct cars, but no more have arrived. John Howland decides this is suspicious and phones Special Agent Ian Oakes to tell him to look out for anything untoward. He also reminds him to pick up some milk.

7.17 - Special Agent Crumbie calls Chris South to ask him if he has seen the availability book. South hangs up.

7.22 - Psycho attempts to break out through the one window in the room. He doesn't know where he is, but he spots a KVL handbook on the floor. He notices that the word Bilsington has been highlighted in the league table. He puts the book in his pocket and carries on attacking the window.

7.29 - Robbie Scott wakes up and goes to the loo.

7.37 - Robbie Scott is still in the loo. It was a heavy night.

7.39 - Special Agent Oakes decides to stop at the corner shop to pick up milk. He spots Special Agent Ken Lewsey at the roundabout directing cars to "Club X". He shakes his head angrily and heads over to Lewsey.

7.40 - Special Agent Ken Lewsey spots Special Agent Oakes and drives off at high speed.

7.44 - Special Agent Oakes is in hot pursuit. Unfortunately he starts to lose Lewsey when he drives along Sandgate Road and suddenly remembers the speed cameras. He slows down and Special Agent Lewsey is away.

7.48 - Special Agent Oakes receives a call from Special Agent Cookie asking where the milk is. Oakes gives up the chase, and heads towards the ground.

7.53 - Cars start flocking to the ground. Special Agent Morgan Oakes has never been busier. He decides to park cars alongside the pavilion. John Howland objects, claiming this is where the BBQ must go. Special Agent Morgan Oakes suspects a conspiracy.

7.57 - Shaun Howland sleeps.

7.59 - Special Agent Crumbie checks the boot fair hotline. There is a message explaining that Psycho is being held in a small room in Saltwood. The anonymous caller gives Crumbie the address. It is Special Agent Cookie's house.

Next time on 24... Why is Special Agent Cookie holding Psycho hostage? Why is someone interested in buying a copy of 'Fatherhood' by Bill Cosby? and Will Saltwood have 11 for the game with Bilsington?