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The
following is a work of pure fiction intended for Saltwood Cricket Club members
only :)
For Saltwood Skipper Billy Crumbie this is going to be the longest day of his life... The Following takes place between the hours of 3.00am and 4.00 am on the day of the Saltwood boot fair.
3.03 - Special Agent Oakes has never got this far on Vice City. He receives a call from Special Agent Cookie asking him where he is.
3.05 - Special Agent Oakes pauses the game, but explains that it is too dangerous to meet now as he suspects that there is a mole in the club that can't be trusted. Special Agent Cookie is disgusted.
3.07 - Special Agent Cookie calls up an outside contractor to counteract the threat of the mole.
3.11 - Special Ponce Gamlyn asks Keith to move up. He is struggling to sleep.
3.26 - The Mole man arrives to find Special Agent Cookie running around the pitch with a cricket bat, trying to find the mole. He explains that more subtle methods are needed, and produces some elabourate trap. Special Agent Cookie explains that he doesn't want any moles on the pitch when the Bilsington match starts.
3.37 - Leeds Tumber has now learnt the chords to High and Dry.
3.47 - Bilial Crumbie is told to redirect all the signs for the boot fair to "Club X". If he doesn't he will never see his beloved Boot Fair sign again. If he does as he is told, "Club X" promise to take back Special Ponce Gamlyn.
3.59 - Bilial Crumbie nervously does as he is told and starts to redirect the signs. Next Time on 24... The conspiracy unfolds. Where is Psycho? Who has changed the locks on the Pavilion? Can Special Agent Ken Lewsey be trusted? And Shaun Howland sleeps.
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