Saltwood 24
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The
following is a work of pure fiction intended for Saltwood Cricket Club members
only :)
If you are of a sensitive nature, please do not read these pages.
For Saltwood Skipper Billy Crumbie this is going to be the longest day of his life...
The Following Takes Place between the hours of 12.00am and 1.00 am on the day of the Saltwood Boot Fair
12.02 - Bilial Crumbie returns from a night out with Pauli D and Royston. He gets into bed with his copy of the KVL handbook and prepares for a few hours sleep.
12.23 - Bilial is woken up by a phonecall from former Captain, Geoff Cooke. Special Agent Cookie asks Bilial if they have an umpire for the afternoon's crunch game with Bilsington.
12.24 - Bilial tells Cookie he is 'cool'. He then phones up Graham, who confirms his availability.
12.36 - Meanwhile in Loughborough, Special Ponce Mark Gamlyn (complete with the customary 24 Goatee) is looking at himself in the mirror.
12.53 - Gamlyn finishes looking at himself in the mirror. He puts on his Super Ted pyjamas (the Super Ted logo is taped over- it's contractual) and jumps into bed.
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12.57 - Special Agent Crumbie gets a phonecall from Psycho 'Steve Ellyatt asking him to meet him at the roundabout by the corner shop. Billy doesn't know if he can trust Steve, but Steve tells him that one of the Boot Fair signs has been stolen.
12.59 - Billy races out of the door and heads to the roundabout...........
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